Rejected By: McSweeney’s Lists (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/columns/lists)
Why Theory: While okay to be crass, it’s probably not clever enough. I think “Skin Flautist” is more of they type of thing they’d want to see, as opposed to “Salad Tosser” which is probably too on the nose (as, perhaps, most of these are).
Rejecting me again, eh McSweeney’s? You won’t hold me down for long, you clever devil. You think you’re so smart but – guess what? – I went to college, and I can sound wicked smart too!
LIST: Jobs My Mother Has Previously Held, According to My High School Friends